The Life of A Moonflower

I'm a dreaded pinup loving gyal that is living the lousianagan life.
My loves: Jah, learning new languages (currently learning patwa), open minded people, nature, painting, skating, dressing up, photograohy, playing sax and guitar, taking care of my plants and anmals, yoga, cuttung clothes, etc.
My dislikes: people who: feed off other peoples suffering, litter, and are hippocrates, stilettos, meat, polo shirts, etc.
Welcome to mi blog.

pussylipgloss:

omgthatdress:

Also if you haven’t seen this bird speaking Japanese prepare to be enlightened.

im so fucking afraid 

(via ouija2001)

stand-up-comic-gifs:

He’s just mad because he can’t acquire all the apple juice that I’m acquiring. (x)

(via cyanide-livingdeadinside)

veganmovement2012:

Beautiful ladies on the beach 

veganmovement2012:

Beautiful ladies on the beach 

(via veganmovement2012)

How To Get Out Of A Speeding Ticket

facts-and-news:

Getting out of a speeding ticket is a bit of an art form; but if you’re prone to a lead foot, it’s a skill you need to master.

How to get out of a ticket

#3 is so smart, i never thought of doing that hahaha
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OMG OMG #2 tho, she is hilarious
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LOL #2

(via these-times-shall-pass)

The Doors of Durin, Lord of Moria. Speak, friend, and enter." [x]

(Source: eriathwens, via filthy-hippie-vibes)

thatstoomainstream:

me 

ffffjjjj:

I need a 500 pack of these

(Source: shmegeh, via thatstoomainstream)

deersatan:

accidentally stuttering while saying your snarky comeback

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(Source: alien0104, via brony-friendzoney-420)

“Music is a safe kind of high.”

—   Jimi Hendrix  (via psych-facts)

(via theacid-queen)

prettydressesinthelaundry:

 

“The ‘Stand Your Ground’ defense is like bleach: it works miracles for whites, but it will ruin your colors.”

—   JESSICA WILLIAMS, on The Daily Show (via inothernews)

(via forestpunkmutantgaaang)

“She’s like smoke: you think you’re seeing her clearly enough, but when you reach for her there’s nothing there.”

—   Ryū Murakami (via slanting)

(via slanting)

themoonphase:

vodkaplz:

lntruding:

 soviet russian grandma cats complaining about their grandchildren and swapping recipes


#BABUSHKATS


BABUSHKATS

themoonphase:

vodkaplz:

lntruding:

 soviet russian grandma cats complaining about their grandchildren and swapping recipes

#BABUSHKATS

BABUSHKATS

(Source: lunahudson, via lola-pastel)

(Source: caturday, via theacid-queen)

marxisforbros:

Important performances in modern history.

(Source: sergioxaguilera, via jimmypagesbutthole)